The Freshest Cereal • Forgetting Sarah Marshall inspired • Luxurious Lip Balm

Funky Cat

$4.99 $5.98

Fruit Loops scented and flavored

arrives in a sealed 1.5 oz || 43 g jar
scent/flavor -- follow your nose to the nostalgic blend of tangerine, orange, ripe berries, cherries, lemon and sugar.

● she got me this okay, because i would always leave my cereal boxes open and the cereal would get stale...and so one day i came home and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh
....and now i have the freshest cereal. ●


Directions: Apply liberally to your lips as often as needed. Doubles as cuticle cream!

Ingredients: 
Shea Butter, Jojoba Seed Oil, Blueberry Fruit, Castor Seed Oil, Cetyl Stearyl Alcohol, Olive Fruit Oil, Beeswax, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Soybean Lipids, Vegetable Derived Palm, Carnauba Wax, Candelilla Wax, Flavor, Mica